Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

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Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)

Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name on it in the backyard? And what's the deal with the monster that's stealing Herman's socks and living in a giant labyrinth under the house? As Herman searches for the answers he'll learn that they can only be found on a path that leads to sex, murderous murder, hole-digging, and a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
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IMDb   5.9 /10
TheMovieDb    6.0 /10
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Creators
Director Josh Miller
Writer Pat Casey
Writer Josh Miller
Information
Release Date
Runtime1h 30mins
GenreComedy, Horror, Thriller
Content Rating
Awards
CompanyAmazing Schlock Film Factory
CountryUSA
LanguageEnglish
Herman Schumacher (as Patrick Casey)
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
Damon
Maria A. Morales
Maria A. Morales
Carrie Mirvis
N. David Prestwood
N. David Prestwood
Blaine
Jack Shreck
Jack Shreck
Hugo
Sean Hall
Sean Hall
Chartreuse
Icky, Perkutzitwuzzel (as Worm Miller)
Dan Buechler
Dan Buechler
Zach
Drew Ailes
Drew Ailes
Herman's Boss (as Da Big Drew)
Erik Olson
Erik Olson
Weird Digger
Matt Sell
Matt Sell
Bart
Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales
Landscaping Dude
Colin Hall
Colin Hall
Mark
Brian J. Casey
Brian J. Casey
Gary the Goon
Crystal Sholts
Crystal Sholts
Susan

Hey, Stop Stabbing Me!

Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! is a 2003 American horror film starring Patrick Casey and directed by Worm Miller; Miller and Casey also co-wrote the script. The duo went on to write Golan the Insatiable for Fox's Animation Domination HD programming block.

The film was shot on location in Bloomington, Minnesota.


Plot

Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! is the story of Herman Schumacher (Patrick Casey) and his new post-collegiate life. After school ends Herman finds life a lot harder than he thought. He needs to find a place to live, a job, and new friends. The first two are solved surprisingly easy when he unknowingly moves into a house with a serial killer to fill one of the many vacancies and then gets a job as a "World Historian" which mainly consists of digging holes in an empty field. Throw in crazy roommates and a sock stealing monster for good measure and wackiness ensues.