George Lopez (TV Series 2002–2007)

Season 5


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1George Gets a Pain in the AshGeorge Gets a Pain in the Ash (5 Oct. 2005)
George Lopez has made lemonade from lemons at every turn. Since he became plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane-parts factory, George has handled a complicated and tumultuous job, a strong but challenging marriage...
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2You Dropped a Mom on MeYou Dropped a Mom on Me (5 Oct. 2005)
Benny gambles away the paychecks George gave her to find an apartment.
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3George's Dog Days of BummerGeorge's Dog Days of Bummer (12 Oct. 2005)
Pretending he's the mayor of Los Angeles, George bullies a menacing biker who won't release a stray dog that George's depressed mom, Benny, has grown to love. But the plan backfires when the real L.A. mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, visits the Lopez family.
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4George Drives the BatmobileGeorge Drives the Batmobile (19 Oct. 2005)
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house.
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5Trick or Treat Me RightTrick or Treat Me Right (26 Oct. 2005)
As Halloween approaches, George and Angie play jokes that are even funnier and scarier than ever. George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
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6George Takes a Sentimental ErnieGeorge Takes a Sentimental Ernie (2 Nov. 2005)
George is living with Ernie and his parents because he's still furious with Benny and refuses to return home until his mother leaves. George convinces Ernie to get his own place.
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7George Finds Therapy Benny-ficialGeorge Finds Therapy Benny-ficial (9 Nov. 2005)
After witnessing a traumatic incident at school, Max experiences nightmares. George reluctantly takes him to seek therapy from a counselor, Phillip Nickleson.
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8George Tries to Write a WrongGeorge Tries to Write a Wrong (16 Nov. 2005)
When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.
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9George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con JobGeorge Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job (30 Nov. 2005)
After George makes jokes about his mother's age, Benny takes drastic measures to make herself look younger by getting ridiculously large breast implants. Series star GEORGE LOPEZ makes his directorial debut with this episode.
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10George Says I Do... More in This MarriageGeorge Says I Do... More in This Marriage (7 Dec. 2005)
While giving marriage counseling to a young engaged couple from their church, George and Angie discover that they disagree about who works harder in their own marriage. They set up a point system based on their household tasks and compete for dominance.
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11George Is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His FamilyGeorge Is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family (14 Dec. 2005)
George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.
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12George Enrolls Like ThatGeorge Enrolls Like That (25 Jan. 2006)
When Max skips school, George enrolls in college to set a positive example. But George has difficulty getting anyone to take him seriously. Even Professor Lim (recurring guest star MING-NA - "ER") thinks his questions are jokes.
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13George Keeps Truant to HimselfGeorge Keeps Truant to Himself (1 Feb. 2006)
When the going gets tough, George drops out of school. But his attempt to hide his truancy from Angie and the kids becomes the worst kept secret around when Professor Lim (recurring guest star MING-NA) stops by the house to check in.
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14The Kidney Stays in the PictureThe Kidney Stays in the Picture (8 Feb. 2006)
Max keeps wetting the bed and George tells him to be a man about it, but a doctor reveals the accidents stem from an infected kidney that has to be removed.
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15A Funeral Brings George to His NieceA Funeral Brings George to His Niece (15 Feb. 2006)
George and Angie's former sister-in-law passes away, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter, Veronica, and her very large inheritance.
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16George Gets Caught in a Powers PlayGeorge Gets Caught in a Powers Play (22 Feb. 2006)
George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.
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17George Doesn't Trustee Angie's BrotherGeorge Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother (1 Mar. 2006)
Ray, Angie's brother, comes back when he finds out that Veronica, will inherit the family fortune. But George see's through Ray's schemes when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.
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18George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-LightGeorge Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light (15 Mar. 2006)
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
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19George Gets Cross Over FreddieGeorge Gets Cross Over Freddie (22 Mar. 2006)
Angie and George believe Max's online girlfriend is in fact a child predator, and George sets out to trap him.
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20George Vows to Make Some Matri-MoneyGeorge Vows to Make Some Matri-Money (29 Mar. 2006)
In the 100th episode, George takes over the planning of a wedding for one of Angie's clients, Brooke in order to prove he can do Angie's job better than she can.
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21George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-FitsGeorge Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits (5 Apr. 2006)
Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.
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22It's a Cliffhanger, by GeorgeIt's a Cliffhanger, by George (12 Apr. 2006)
In the Season finale, everyone in the Lopez family faces a crisis. Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico, and they'll both be unemployed. When the police want to question Benny about her part in an old robbery, she flees.
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