George Lopez (TV Series 2002–2007)

Season 3

1Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 1Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 1 (26 Sep. 2003)
Everything becomes a mess when president George Bush comes to speak at the factory: Benny has started dating a younger man without telling George, Carmen disrupts the president's speech, and George steals the speech, which results in the Secret Service paying a trip to his home.
2Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 2Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 2 (26 Sep. 2003)
George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.
3The Cuban Missus CrisisThe Cuban Missus Crisis (3 Oct. 2003)
When Carmen has a sleepover and Angie's out with the girls, George finds out Vic's wife has cheated on him and he worries he may lose Angie too.
4Feel the BurnFeel the Burn (10 Oct. 2003)
Benny fears she's going through menopause but when she goes to the doctor, finds out that in fact she has the gonorrhea. Meanwhile, Angie tries to get her parents to reconcile.
5Carmen's DatingCarmen's Dating (17 Oct. 2003)
Carmen tells her parents she wants to start dating, and she brings home a boy from her school for them to meet. Everything about Jason seems to be perfect, except that he and Carmen don't want to go out in public together.
6Split DecisionSplit Decision (24 Oct. 2003)
George lets a secret slip between the Powers brothers who then decide to split up the company, and each wants George to come work for them.
7No One Gets Out AliveNo One Gets Out Alive (31 Oct. 2003)
After the crash of an airplane built from parts made at George's factory, the nervous employees blame one another. An inspector interviews them and then closes the plant temporarily until it is determined what happened.
8Bringing Home the BaconBringing Home the Bacon (7 Nov. 2003)
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quinceanera (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now to George's chagrin.
9Fishing CubansFishing Cubans (14 Nov. 2003)
When Castro keeps Vic's brother, Octavio, in Cuba as a political prisoner, Vic, George and Ernie decide to go over on Vic's boat and bring Octavio over to California as a surprise anniversary present for Angie.
10Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? (21 Nov. 2003)
George invites Manny and his family to spend Thanksgiving with his family, and finds out he's the only possible match for a kidney transplant for his father.
11MementosMementos (28 Nov. 2003)
George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news.
12Christmas PunchChristmas Punch (12 Dec. 2003)
After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa.
13Why You Crying?Why You Crying? (9 Jan. 2004)
Max mouths off to Benny and she slaps him for it. George and Angie think she's overreacting until they learn Max has forged their signatures to cover up his failing in school.
14The Trouble with RickyThe Trouble with Ricky (23 Jan. 2004)
When Ricky stays with the Lopez family, he and Max get into trouble repeatedly, and finally George decides to return him to his mother and finds out what environment Ricky's living in.
15God Needles GeorgeGod Needles George (6 Feb. 2004)
When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down, while Max prays for a miracle.
16Benny and RandyBenny and Randy (13 Feb. 2004)
When Benny's younger boyfriend, Randy, offers her the key to his apartment, Benny flees. Although he is repulsed by the relationship, George tries to explain his acerbic mother to Randy.
17Weekend at Benny'sWeekend at Benny's (20 Feb. 2004)
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.
18Jason Tutors MaxJason Tutors Max (27 Feb. 2004)
Carmen's boyfriend, Jason, volunteers to tutor Max, but when Carmen and Jason break up, teenage angst rules the house.
19Angie Gets TankedAngie Gets Tanked (19 Mar. 2004)
A revealing picture of Angie getting soaked in the dunk tank at the school carnival shows up online for all the kids at school to see, and George plots revenge on the kid who took the picture.
20The Art of BoxingThe Art of Boxing (26 Mar. 2004)
George and Vic enroll Max in a boxing class against Angie's wishes and behind her back; but they have to come clean when Max comes home with a black eye.
21George's House of CardsGeorge's House of Cards (2 Apr. 2004)
George invites Angie's newly divorced dad Vic to join a poker game. But when George wins fifty dollars in a hand and Angie's dad refuses to pay him out of principle, a simple game threatens to tear down the foundation of the entire family.
22Dance FeverDance Fever (9 Apr. 2004)
George is presented with a major award and everybody congratulates him, except Benny. George has accepted that Benny never complimented him on anything in his life, until he hears her complimenting Randy on getting a new job.
23She Drives Me CrazyShe Drives Me Crazy (16 Apr. 2004)
George worries Carmen's growing up too fast when she pushes to get her driver's license and to spend prom night in a hotel room with Jason.
24George Goes to DisneylandGeorge Goes to Disneyland (30 Apr. 2004)
Max is excited about the Lopez family's trip to Disneyland, but George refuses to go because it reminds him of his deprived childhood. However, he becomes overwhelmed with guilt that he is not sharing the fun with his son.
25Bachelor PartyBachelor Party (7 May 2004)
As wedding plans progress for Benny and Randy, clumsy factory worker Amy, returns from six months in the hospital and tries to win Randy back.
26Wrecking BallWrecking Ball (14 May 2004)
Still furious about the breakup with her boyfriend, Benny smashes the hood of her boss' car with a golf club. Later, when the factory is vandalized, Benny gets blamed for that too.
27What George Doesn't Noah...What George Doesn't Noah... (21 May 2004)
Carmen's friend Noah goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.
28Now George Noah Ex-Zack-Ly What HappenedNow George Noah Ex-Zack-Ly What Happened (21 May 2004)
George and Angie confront Carmen regarding her relationship with Zack. When George speaks to Zack, the boy's true intentions toward Carmen become clear--infuriating George.